Laughter is the BEST medicine...
...Dave is just what the doctor ordered!

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As the labeled "PTO Mom" in your audience last night, my husband and I and 100 people I've spoken to in the last 16 hours, think you are the absolutely funniest person we have ever seen. We were so worried, as were many people, that because it was a PTO sponsored fundraising event, that the evening was going to be kind of lame. IT SO WAS NOT!!!!!!

Everyone around me was crying, because we were laughing so hard. Many of us women looked like raccoons. Honestly, I would have worn waterproof mascara if I known it was going to run down my face all night. We didn't want your performance to end. It was probably one of the best and funniest nights out many of us have had in a long, long time. If laughter truly is the best medicine then you are the Surgeon General of Comedy!

Keep up the great work and hopefully we will get the chance to see you again in the neighborhood of lovely Wethersfield, CT!!!!!

Robin (the PTO lady) & Mike (the fruit guy) Bourassa Wethersfield, CT

Hey there!

Last night was great, trying this for the first time we didnt know what we were getting ourselves into, but with the laughter and the applause we are sure we will be asking you back. Your views on life and shopping were hilarious and you know to many it made perfect sense to where it seriously sounded like you were in everyone's heads. Want to thank you again for coming to a place that doesnt exist and we will be seeing you in the future Im sure.

Linda Holmes
Volney Fire Corporation
Fulton NY

Dave,

I would like to say that you are one funny guy! On behalf of all of the officers at the LAPD Holiday party, we would like to thank you for doing such an outstanding job. I cant believe you were able to keep the crowd in the palm of your hand for that long. Cops aren’t the easiest people to entertain, but you pulled it off. But you still cant have any “get out of jail free cards”…lol! Hope to have you back again next year. Thanks again.

Officer Mike
LAPD
LA, CA
Southside Division

Hi Dave,

WOW! Definitely hilarious and more than worth the money spent! I couldn’t stop crying from laughing so hard. I didn’t want to leave the room or my seat for anything, even during your greatly appreciated extended show. When I decided to try this special events line-up at the resort again, I couldn’t have asked for a better first comedy act to promote! I only wish now that I had promoted even more. From the very start to your take on the resort and the quaint town of Gettysburg, and finally your outrageously true funny take on LOVE, women, and men, I ached! I would definitely like to invite you back and I’m sure, by the sound of the noise in the room, my husbands own tears of laughter and all my guests rousing reviews, and the line waiting for T-shirts, you’ll bring us more business next time, or anyone from your company. It’s no wonder you’re a rising star! Thanks for a great night.

Jennifer Jeffcoat
General Manager
Carroll Valley Resort, PA

Dave,

I saw you at Anne Godluskis birthday party in Philadelphia about three weeks ago. I must tell you that I am 77 years old and have seen many a comedian in my time, but without a doubt you are the funniest and greatest one that I have ever seen. You worked the crowd with the best of them. There's no one that even comes close to your performance and your ability. I am surly going to see you again when you come to neck of the woods. I am on your emailing list and am waiting for that event. I spoke to a lot of people who was at that party and they all agree with my feeling, and you did it with out saying the F word. They said that Jacky Gleason was the greatest but that only means that they never saw you because you are the GREATEST.

Thank you
Lou Molino
Philadelphia, PA 19128

Hi Dave,

After Saturday night's performance, I told you these guys would be standing around laughing at your jokes and they are doing it right now as I e-mail this. I am being congratulated for booking you and getting all the credit on an excellent night out. I laughed all the way home and we recapped the jokes this morning for those who did not attend and the guys are still laughing. It is amazing to me, a girl, that the guys you made fun of the most were the ones who had the best time.

I know we were kind of a dead crowd in the beginning but you hung in there and won everyone over with your comedy. I know they are going to be begging me next year to book comedy again. Too bad for those who did not attend; we thought you were wonderful!!! When you get your HBO special, we will be watching saying, "Hey, we know that guy."

Carol Welch
Teleflex Fluid Systems

Dave,

You surpassed all my expectations! I thought I had seen it all living in LA but you take the cake when it comes to real life funny comedy. You did it without crossing the line, lol. But you sure came close a few times!! That guy Terry in the front row will remember you for the rest of his life. My wife actually spit her drink out when you were going off on him. Thanks again for being you. I will send everyone I know to see your show and I have a few more clients that may need your services.

"I didnt know" will be stuck in my head for the nest month!!

Nelson Manning
Executive Director
B-Roll Executive Planning
Los Angeles, CA

Dave

Excellent show tonight at the COMMUNITY CENTER in Wethersfield. Your comedy is insightful, brilliant and most importantly get wrenching funny. I left the show with my sides hurting from laughing so much. Thanks for a great time. Now it’s time for me to go home to my double-wide.

Bill Gilbert
Wethersfield, CT

Dear Dave,

First I must say, "I didn't know" my night out would be the amazing comedy show that it was. I had no clue as to what was coming after seeing your outstanding funny magic beginning of the evening. The entire night was filled with wondrous laughter. Your views on life are so right on. "I didn't know" I would be so exhausted from laughing so much until the end of your performance; you are fantastic. I am proud to know my husband did good, hiring you for our annual comedy dinner show. He was told afterwards, that you are the best comedian ever to be at our function. One person ask him, "How the hell did you get Dave Reilly to come here, I know him from TV" giggle..I'm sure your wondering the same thing. I do not need to tell you to keep up the good work, you already know this. The mixture of being serious and extremely funny to close the night is a step ahead of ALL others. A JOB WELL DONE. I'd like to be the little mouse in the corner when you tell your fellow comedians where you worked last. WE had the best night of food, drink and comedy. It could not have been any better.
Good Luck to you!

Thank you for coming,

Mary & Walter Niedermeyer
Mayor of Slatington, Pa.

Dear Dave,

After 2 difficult years of major changes in our organization, we booked you to entertain our staff. I must say, it was the best thing we could have done! Your show lifted spirits and the next morning I received a thank you letter from one of our staff who thanked me profusely for arranging the show.

I spoke with several people who attend lots of comedy shows and to a person, the agreed that you were the best! I felt a little bad for Alan sitting in the front row after PROMISING him that you really don't target audience members! Just a little bad though, as your banter with him was hilarious. I hope that we can have you back again next year as I know, through word of mouth that we could easily double the size of the audience!

Thanks so much for an incredibly funny night,

David Nastasia
Harbor Schools
Newbury, MA

Hi Dave,

On behalf of the Social Committee at J. F. Ahern Co., I just wanted to say thanks for putting on a great show. There's still people around the office talking about it. I think the women were the most amazed at how much he knows about them. "now we know". We had a great time and would definitely go see one of his shows again if he comes to Wisconsin again.

Screw it, I think we'll have to come out to the East Coast because I don't think he's going to let you send him to Wisconsin again!

PS - Tell Dave to take his girlfriend up to Door County for some Cherry Pie (he'll understand)

Thanks Again!
Jay Kilburg
Project Coordinator
Industrial/Process Department
J. F. Ahern Co

Dear Dave

What can I say... unbelievable!! I saw your show once and laughed all week long! Nothing like I have ever seen in any comedy club or HBO special, truly original. I enjoyed it so much and was having a 40th B-day party for my husband, and who knew Dave would come! If you guys on the site are reading these letters you probably saw his show, if not...let me tell you first-hand if you’re having a B-day, Anniversary or any other event large or small, forget the casino nights forget the strippers if you want a memory of a life time call this guy!!!! They were unbelievable.

I had 52 guests and received 52 phone calls as I was recovering from an amazing night no lie this is true. What a night!! thanks for the memories. In all honesty people, I have never seen anyone as funny as Dave Reilly.

ps all my single friends want to go to "Disney land". Thanks for the memories Dave.
You guys were awesome!
Andrea Akner
Holtsville, NY

Hey Dave

I drove down from Pennsylvania last night to catch your show at the Washington, DC Improv for Caron Foundation. It was freakin' hilarious!
There was a crowd of people standing outside the theater for 20 minutes laughing - it was too funny to just go home! I had a shitty day today but couldn't care less - my friends and I keep replaying one gag after another...

Can't wait to see you again - please add me to your email list for concert info. Thanks for a great evening.

Bill
Valley Forge, PA

Dave,
What can I say?...AMAZING! That's what your show was at my fundraiser Friday night. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. We had some people back to my house after the show & we were up until 3AM talking about it & laughing some more. I've been getting phone calls & emails all weekend from people that attended the event saying how much fun they had. Thank you for a spectacular evening! Good luck with all your future performances. I look forward to seeing another one of your shows soon.

Elisa Dillman
Laugh For A Cure
Breast Cancer Fundraiser
Franklin Square, NY

PS...Contrary to what you may believe, there are no trailer parks in Franklin Square! : )